1: What is the real reason you are confused right now? Men, always men. 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? If they’ve been out drinking the night before, but normally no. 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? He does, it doesn’t bother me too much. I just makes me feel a bit sad sometimes when they have it and it’s only me there. Like they...
Realising why I don't play Civ a lot.
Fucking bastards. The end was so close I could fucking smell it. God damn hate that game. Fuck sake.
Melted my laptop board.
Actual melted it. Its all warped and the surface is bubbled and shit. Note to self. Do not lan party SoaSE for 7 hours straight. You always know when its bedtime though from the smell of burning plastic, wood and varnish.
Boyfriend: Just having Patrick Swayze and Sean Bean guide you around.
Me: Patrick Swayze?
Me: Don't you mean Patrick Stewart?
Boyfriend: Yeah, is that him?
Me: Patrick Swayze was in Ghost and Dirty Dancing.
Boyfriend: Ahhh, yeah. Yeah, the one who played Captain Cook then.
Me: You mean Captain Jean Luc Picard?
Boyfriend: Oh yeah, that one.
person: you're really pretty
me: are you making fun of me
I wish there was a way to make someone miss you.
Things that have never been said before ever
gamingforall: “Fuck man, I really love the simplification of the Elder Scrolls series! Morrowind was so needlessly complicated!”
Geek from The Perilous Realm: Steam Sale Haul →
geekfromtheperilousrealm: Ah, Steam and your summer sale, how I’m glad you were here and how I miss you already! I managed to resist the temptation to get Skyrim (even at 50% off it was still cheaper to buy elsewhere, maybe the Christmas sale will see it finally get to 75% off) but even without getting that I did manage… Oh you poor soul… You missed the Quakecon bundle...
lolheysadie: un-enfant-fou: austinmariedropsacid: iamreallynothing: qiuche: im laughing so hard because no matter what song you lisen to spiderman dances to the beat no matter what song ive been testing it and laughing my ass off for an hour with Electric Feel omfg I tried it to Bangarang.XD Just tested it on the 473 songs on my Ipod… and it works. ELECTRIC EEL YES OMG WUT...
As you can see I searched my name in tags.
It was an enlightening experience. I am done now. I hope it was exciting for you as it was for me.
hello, my fucking name is...: My name is Pip →
myfuckingnameis: My name is Pip. Yes, it’s short for Phillipa (two-ells-one-pee thankyouverymuch). No, I am not named “Pippa” after an ’80s character from a long-running Australian soap opera and, no, you may NOT lengthen my name to Pippa, moments after I have told you my name is Pip. It’s not Pit (wut?), Kim, Pin, or Tim. Sometimes, I am Pippy, Pippin, or Pippilotti, but only if I actually...
Cosmo sex tip #460
cosmo-sex-tips: When you want to break up with her, give her a sock and set her free.